JackHammer

We’s got enculturation. Jest check under our fangernils. Y’ll see fer yerself. W’re civilized too. We’s got manners, and we ain’t afeered none to use ‘em. We meby ain’t su high-fallutin’ as some mat lak, but we got class! We’s in a class all ar own, iff’n I may be so bold.

We ain’t no rednecks neither. Jus ‘cause we got a gun rack on our ten speed don’t meen nothin’. We bilt us a porch on our trailer. And its pert near a werk of art. We carved a heart on the tree in the back yard… at’s why mu wife thinks I’m an auteest! An we luv thet thar Classical music. Ceptin’ thet we cain’t figger why ain’t nobody usin’ the jackhammr in the precussion section. We’s thankin’ thet wood be an improvement, ‘specially on ‘em songs lak Beethovan’s fifth, or thet ther Chaekuvsky feller’s 1812 Ovrature.

To top ‘er all off, we’ve got us a werldview thet jes won’t quit. Wait’ll y’all hear’t. We’s a-thank’n thet y’all ‘ll be downright immpressed ta ‘ear how all we’ll be applyin’ it. TeeVee, moovies, art, literture, mewsic, drama, even ole’ Al Gore’s famous invention. We’ll be runnin’ outa time afore we’r a runnin’ outa materials. Some stuffs beootyful, and some’s downrat ugly. But it all ‘ll be a-fittin’.

So y’all come set at yer ‘puter fer a bit, and we’ll be a-fillin’ ya in on the latest JackHammer topic. Keep ‘er comin’!

Last 5 posts by Jack Hammer

• The Elect on the Election - October 4th, 2008
• September Nights - September 3rd, 2008
• New Month, New Topic - August 6th, 2008
• Now This... - May 2nd, 2008
• Name that Theme - April 9th, 2008